Date Message Visitor Town
30/6/10

 

Re: Your 'Our Comment' to Michael Aslin's complaint about the football discussions etc.

Dave you wrote: "Thanks, Michael. You are quite right. It might be worth seeing if the Visitors Book will function better without comments. From today, we'll try it for a week or two by ditching the "Our Comment" bits."

Dave, please don't! If Michael wants something to read with his breakfast 'cuppa' he could trawl back through earlier pages where this issue has been discussed at length. 

Michael, you may not like reading Dave's football comments. I may may prefer something different but, if you read what this site is about you and I have to allow those that are interested to participate. In effect you are asking Dave to establish a separate section for every subject we participants can dream up.

Dave puts a fantastic amount of time and effort into this site.  Let him enjoy his 'Comment'.  He deserves that much at least.

Our Comment: Thanks, Brian. I am sure that some balance can be achieved that will suit most people. However, you are right that it is simply not practical to run several separate comment pages. I have run the site for 11 years now and, from past experience, it causes a lot of extra effort and doesn't work. I even have trouble with the separate comments that arrive in connection with the Chat Columns. Often, I have to replicate messages in both places.

The simple fact is that whatever we discuss will not be of interest to all. A little while ago we had a complaint about the local railway discussion. Perhaps, the weather is the best option. All Brits love discussions about the weather. I have a feeling that the easiest web site to run is the one at the Met Office!!! People love it... particularly clouds, rain and depressions.  ;-)

Brian Smith Hoppers Crossing
Victoria
Australia
30/6/10

 

Re: Subjects

I hope you won't ditch your comments Dave! I think most of the contributors who live away from Whitstable often write to seek information or get an answer to a question. Without massaging your ego too much, I find your responses and comments interesting and informative and they stimulate further debate. Also, where I do know a fair amount of detail on many issues I also find your input both accurate and knowledgeable. 

I think the point about football coverage was fair enough though and the point about added comments seemed to refer to that specific topic not comments in general. You can send your cheque for the unsolicited endorsement to............!

Our Comment: Thanks, Howard. I will be more careful about the subjects that I introduce.

Howard
Martin
Kidderminster
30/6/10

 

Re: Doodle Bug

I have just purchased a history DVD on the V1 or doodle-bug. I know one landed in Londons field. Was there one on display in the town centre at some time as I seem to remember being taken to see it round about where the old Regal cinema was ????? as a young boy.

Tony

Our Comment: Whoops! I know I promised not to comment but I think it is best to avoid a protracted discussion before you get an answer, Tony. I think the London's Field explosion was probably a V2 rather than a V1. It is possible that it was only half primed with explosives but, even so, it blew all the windows out of my granddad's house in Railway Avenue and effects were felt as far away as Oxford Street Boys School. It was one of the town's bigger explosions.

The V2 strike is discussed on one of the pages of our "Whitstable at War" feature. Click here.

Tony Stroud Frankston North
Victoria
Australia
30/6/10

 

Re: Subjects

Is it possible to create another discussion page dedicated to football and sport? I am disappointed that I have to wade through thousands of mumbo jumbo words to see if there is any comments about Simply Whitstable. Should editors have so much to say about it all adding to the pain?

Do people still gather cockles as we did visiting Seasalter in my boyhood days? Anything interesting going on in Whitstable these days?

I like to have something to read on my daily 7am tea in the lounge with my lap top. The three web cams are great to check out first thing.

Our Comment:  Thanks, Michael. You are quite right. It might be worth seeing if the Visitors Book will function better without comments. From today, we'll try it for a week or two by ditching the "Our Comment" bits. I can then concentrate on other things.

Michael
Aslin
Gt. Ayton
N. Yorks
29/6/10

 

Re: Joseph Smith Enquiry

Sorry, got my roads mixed up. I meant Gladstone Road. This is a lot older I think.

Our Comment:  Thanks, John.

John Fincher Whitstable
28/6/10

 

World Cup: 

Hi, Dave & al. I wondered if the world cup would be talked about on here. I guess the Germans have really done a number on the English & the Aussies this time. Ive put up with 44yrs of pain at the hands of them & the idiot refs at World Cups.

Australia have in 2 World Cups already listed 6 shocking decisions going back to the Japan match in Germany 2006, replays of each 1 being constantly replayed this week with the Aussies asking what's going on with this sport? Certainly, a video ref used for red card, penalty decisions, ball over the line, dives etc must be the way forward now. When put to Sep Blatter, he bluntly says "NO". Today, Guus Hiddink has come out & said Sepp should bring in video now or resign!! 

It's about time people spoke up and really put the blowtorch on this bloke & get some changes. After all, we just want the same thing and that is to see the best team win the World Cup fair & square. Clearly when a ref pulls on a FIFA shirt he has a brain melt. Sepp & co act as if they are untouchables, answerable to nobody. This isn't good enough.

However, the English FA must also make changes if they want the national side to be a world power again. The first thing is no more than 5 foreign players per side. More English youngsters must be given the oppotunity to compete at the top level on a weekly basis. Second, England has has to plan to win a World Cup & learn how to play a tournament. It's no good rocking up to training 2 weeks before the event starts. They need a training camp 6 months out, maybe a tour somewhere, more friendly's & perhaps revisit the idea of the Home International series & invite France to join in. Any excuse to get the team together more.

We all know they're good players but they get to a World Cup & look like they're making it up as they go along - no game plan. They were clobbered by a bunch of kids who just ran at them. Goals on the break. That's how we won games at Whitstable Boys in the mid 60,s. 

Still, like Australia England now has to rebuild. Four years starts now and the clocks is ticking. Make all the hard decisions now - far better that than in 3 years time. 

I was 7 yo when Bobby Moore lifted the World Cup. I along with so many English fans deserve it again so much. As for Ausralia, they have to make their own story in the game. They see it as their last great Everest in sport now and I will support them also. Iam sure success will come 1 day given the attitude they show at any sport they turn their hand to. 

Cheers to all in Whitstable, 

Vince

Our Comment:  Thanks, Vince.

I don't wholly agree with Guus Hiddink. As far as I am concerned, it is time for Sepp Blatter to go NOW irrespective of whether he embraces technology. Over the years, there have been far too many issues surrounding this little man.

It is also necessary to understand that the aims of FIFA are quite different from those of football purists. The latter want a World Cup to be a competition in which the best teams confront each other on equal terms. That means holding the tournament in the best locations, using the best equipment, ensuring that matches are  administered by the best officials, using new methods to get decisions right and holding a post match review of each incident in which a yellow or red card has been issued. 

By contrast, FIFA are more concerned with promoting football around the globe, raising funding and basking in the limelight of the festivities. This is why we use a daft football, take the tournament to daft locations and feel the need to employ inadequate referees from the World's footballing backwaters. It is also why the World Cup will almost certainly be heading back to the USA sooner than it should.

FIFA don't care if matches are played at ridiculous altitudes (eg Mexico) or in temperatures of 110c (eg Mexico) or in daft humidity (eg South Korea). They don't care if it is played in a country where there is no crowd atmosphere (eg the USA). Nor do they care if the official ball is like a Woolies beach ball... or that crucial decisions are made incorrectly.... or that the later stages of the competition could descend into farce with many top players suspended as a result of yellow and red cards being issued like confetti.  

England also have to face a lot of home truths. For too long, English people have lived under the misapprehension that the Premier League is the best league in the world. It isn't. It is simply the most entertaining because it attracts the best crowds and generates the most excitement. It is quite marked that the teams showing up best in this World Cup have few or even no players from the Premier League. 

For years, our clubs have been overpaying substandard imports from abroad as part of a "quick fix" approach to team building..... whilst confining our own youngsters to the reserves. Now it is about to get worse. In order to get around employment laws and promote young talent, clubs will need to produce a certain number of home produced players. It sounds good until you realise that the big clubs are now importing youngsters from abroad in order to stock up their youth teams and call them "home produced".

 We have also been fooling ourselves over the so-called "Golden Generation" of players by basing our assessment on the Premier League. With hindsight, we now realise that we had just two potentially World Class players - Rooney (definitely) and Gerrard (possibly). The rest have been vastly overrated.

As a nation we have also become paranoid over the World Cup and a lot of it is stirred up by the hysterical media. The lead in to the Germany match was totally and utterly ridiculous. We had the full story of the ecstasy of 1966 followed by the disappointments of 1970, 1984, 1990,1996, 2002 and 2002. We had stats on how often we had lost while wearing white kit and won while wearing red kit. We even had derogatory comments from Franz Beckenbauer.

For heaven's sake, none of this had any bearing whatsoever. If you want to demonstrate the point, look at a current picture of Beckenbauer. He is now simply an old man whose "day" came and went 40 years ago. Who cares what he thinks? 

Football shouldn't be neurotic agony for players and supporters. It should generate a few smiles and be enjoyed.

The truth is that, on Sunday, England faced a well-organised but average German team. That was all there was to it. It was all about "now".... and not "then". Even with our limited resources, we could easily have matched them if we had ditched the paranoia and got the system and tactics right. Even the technicalities weren't difficult to work out. It was simply a matter of playing people in the positions that they play for their clubs. At international level, you simply don't have time to get people playing differently. Failure to realise this should now lead to Capello's repatriation to Italy.

In the longer term, problems have to be sorted at grassroots level. We must ensure that we have a wide base of young players and give them an opportunity to get involved from an early age. We must get competitive sport back into schools - from Junior school upward. I know some people will groan but I am afraid competition and sport are an important part of learning for many youngsters. You never know... it might even cut the absentee rates for kids who are fed up with failing at academic subjects.

True coaching should start at the level of school district representative teams and the coaches should be proper ones - not people who have acquired coaching badge from a part time course at the local College of Further Education.

The Premier League must also decide what it is about. If it insists on ploughing the same furrow as the last 15 years, then some way must be found for youngsters to be developed. That might mean greater use of loan arrangements or even links between top clubs and lesser clubs -  with smaller clubs acting as nurseries for the big ones.

Most of all, England must decide its priorities. Is the national team more important than the Premier League? A few years ago, many English football fans would have said "NO". However, the World Cup is now growing into a massive event and, as we have seen, it is the only "ultimate" test of players. In that respect, the 2010 tournament has done us a favour because it has shown that Man Utd, Man City, Arsenal, Spurs, Chelsea and Liverpool are not as good as they think they are. 

And, if anyone wants to argue the point, they should consider that, since 1984, English clubs have won the European Cup on just three occasions. Those successes came in.... 1999 (when Man Utd squeezed an undeserved 2-1 win over Bayern Munich after being outplayed for most of the match)..... 2005 (when Liverpool beat AC Milan on penalties after being lucky to come back from a 0-3 deficit)... and 2008 (when Man Utd beat Chelsea on penalties). It's hardly a record to boost the ego of the Premier League.

Supporters might like to consider all this when they get the bill for their 2010/2011 season ticket!!!!  If nothing else, the World Cup has shown that they are being charged the earth for a sub-standard product.  

So, will things change for the better? Probably not. England may be the best supported national team in the world and those fans may scare the pants off the FA. However, the FA may be powerless to improve things. The gradual takeover of our top clubs by consortiums from the Middle East, Far East, Russia and the US means that the Premier League will soon be controlled from abroad. Will those foreign interests (with their foreign managers and foreign players) actually care what happens to the England team? Will they change to help the national side? I doubt it. After all, what would be in it for them... provided that English mugs are still prepared to place their bums on the foreign seats of Old Trafford, Stamford Bridge and The Emirates? 

Vince Nash Adelaide
South Australia
28/6/10

 

World Cup: England Management

Hi, Dave,

You will be aware - as we all are at our age - that life is full of disappointments and, I am sorry to say, you are about to experience another.

You will not get the England manager's job. Sorry, but it is true. Although it must be 40 years (or more) since we last met, at that time you knew quite a lot about football and - certainly by my standards - you were an accomplished player. Even assuming that you have forgotten nearly all that you knew, you will still know far too much. There could be a possibility that you would make a go of the job and build a team for the nation to be proud of and other countries to fear.

Now we wouldn't want anyone doing that, would we?

Best wishes,

Terry

Our Comment: Thanks, Terry. I have had a re-think. Looking at the state of things, I might actually get a game for England. So, why hang up my boots so early. ;-)

I have been trying to find ways of making the World Cup interesting now that all my Red Crosses of St George have found their way into the wheelie bin. I have decided to support Chile. I have no Andean connection but the Chile players have two endearing qualities. Firstly, they are wonderfully gifted. Secondly, they are completely and utterly "off their chump". They could easily end up scoring a hat trick of own goals and having half their team sent off in the match against Brazil tonight.

I have also started following the career of referee Marco Rodriguez from Mexico. He resembles Christopher Lee and he seems to have the incredible knack of turning football matches into Hammer Houses of Horror by handing out yellow and red cards. He has fast become a Mexican Weapon of Mass Destruction and I can't wait for him to send everyone off including the linesmen. I suppose it would be very unsporting for me to wish him on Germany in the next round. Yes... okay... I thought so! 

Incidentally, just minutes before your message arrived, I received some good football news. My nephew (Neil Taylor) has just completed a transfer from Wrexham (Conference League) to Swansea (Coca-Cola Championship). Neil has played for Wales U21s and, a few weeks ago, made an appearance for the full Welsh team as a substitute in their away match against Croatia. That full cap cropped up at a time when the Welsh squad was decimated by injuries but it was a remarkable achievement for a youngster playing in the Conference.

Neil is the son of John Taylor who played alongside some or our regular readers in the Whitstable Old Boys team of the 1960s. Of course, I have been trying to persuade Neil to sign for Whitstable Town but I suppose Swansea will have to do. ;-)

PS I have just visited the FIFA official web site and this is the way they decribe Lampard's goal that wasn't....

"Meetings between these two sides often provide talking points and this one's came 60 seconds later when Lampard's shot from the edge of the box struck the underside of the crossbar and bounced down, with the referee ruling the ball had not crossed the goalline".

Bounced down? It wasn't just IN the goal.... it was half way to Poland! Talking point???? I put my foot through the telly, ex-communicated Uruguay from the UN and invaded Germany to hold a debate of the video evidence. Just how long can FIFA hide behind referee's rulings, balls that are not FIFA balls or German balls but Adidas balls.... and Sepp Blatter's b&££$*!%. It now seems that Sepp may even be censoring his own FIFA web site.

Terry Phillips Fareham
Hants
28/6/10

 

Re Patricia McAndrew's request re Henry Joseph Smith circa 1860. 

First -sorry Patricia no H.Js in my line of Smiths.  There was another line in Whitstable about that time. If I can find any links, I will post them here.

I have never come across any reference to a Grays Inn Road relative to Whitstable or the surrounding district.

I would normally agree with John Fincher's logic re Grays Inn Rd., being Graystone Rd. However, I don't think Graystone Rd. existed in 1860.

Re: World Cup

England's 4-1 loss to Germany is a bit of a face saver for Australia (4-0) but it hurts to hear Australia's expensive Dutch coach say he 'planned it wrong' or words to that effect. In the past, Australia's teams have been criticised for attacking too strongly - just what was needed by both teams against Germany - not a defeatist defensive effort.

Our Comment: Thanks, Brian. I take your point about the World Cup. However, it would be nice to get a certain Italian manager to admit that he planned anything wrong!!!!

I wonder who will want to manage England now. Most of the current team are heading into their 30s and there is nothing following on behind. Last night, I tried to name a team of younger players to take us through to 2014. This it how it panned out

  • Just one certainty.... Wayne Rooney. 

  • Four vague possibilities from the current squad provided that they can improve massively (Glen Johnson, Lennon, Milner and Hart).

  • Three possible names from the Premier League - Micah Richards, Adam Johnson, Wilshire, Walcott. 

That's it... and it amounts to about half a team with no backups!!!! The FA reckons that it might be possible to "fast track" players from the successful Under 19 and Under 17 teams but that is just "pie in the sky". How on earth will they get Premier League and European Cup experience when most of the big clubs simply sign players from abroad? 

We are in deep do-dos.

Brian Smith Hoppers Crossing
Victoria
Australia
28/6/10

 

Re: Joseph Smith Enquiry

Could the road name be Graystone road?

John

Our Comment: Thanks, John. It is an interesting thought. Seaching old documents can be quite difficult as they are not always clear and there is the added problem that many of our ancestors couldn't spell. Thus, there are quite a few spelling variations for place names.

In his article "The Origins of Whitstable - Name and Place" (click here), Brian Smith explains that the name Graystone came from an as yet unidentified landing place known as "Le Craston".

John Fincher Whitstable
28/6/10

 

Hi Dave - haven't posted lately as it's all football!!!

Re: The Smith Enquiry 

Must be jolly difficult researching Smith family trees. My friend John Smith has given up on his - you can guess why. There is a Charlton village near us but I think it is too far out in the sticks to have a connection with Patricia's inquiry. People didn't travel far from their roots in those days unless there was a good reason.

Re: Art 

I agree that almost anything can be called art - it is in the eye of the beholder. My main objection to these modern installations is the enormous cost often paid for by us - the tax payer. We have some ghastly examples around here but among them some really great stuff. Come and see the Goodwood sculpture park (near the race course) to see what I mean.

As you say, Dave, the tax payer hasn't paid for the Tankerton light, so, maybe it's OK.

Down here, we are paying £3 million for a new museum - just when they are closing libraries, buying fewer books, and making other 'necessary' savings to services. And I didn't get a rise in my local government pension this year because of cutbacks! Does it make sense? Over to you.

Robbie

Our Comment: Thanks, Robbie. I can promise you there won't be much on football from now on. English football died in Bloemfontein around 5 pm yesterday.

A lot of people think I am totally anti-art... but it is not true. I do love many art works including contemporary ones that show skill and innovation in order to fascinate and provoke thought. Furthermore, artists are free to produce what they like - good, bad or indifferent. And, yes, the labels "good", "bad" or "indifferent" are to some extent subjective judgments. 

I say to "some extent" because judgment is often clouded by reputation. Once an artist achieves fame just how clinical are  judgments of their work? In these circumstances, to what extent is art really judged by its artistic value rather than the name attached to it?

Public funding of weird and unpopular items is always going to raise difficult questions - particularly during a recession. Why should the public fund items that are very widely regarded as "tat" even though that widely held opinion is subjective. If our Visitor Information Centre and Council Offices are closed to save money on the grounds that few people want them, is it right to fund art that few people want? I really don't have an answer.

I think people also have to be careful about flooding a small town like Whitstable with art and culture intiatives because it can change the character and nature of the place and make residents feel that they are strangers in their own home. I have seen web sites that first and foremost describe Whitstable as "a place with a lively art scene". Is that all we have become... a large art gallery or musuem? I hope not. I think not!!! 

Roberta
Grieve
Chichester
W Sussex.
27/6/10

 

Request for Info: Henry Joseph Smith

I am trying to find some info on my gr grandfather Henry Joseph Smith - b 1850 in Whitstable Kent (Grays Inn Rd). He came out to Australia and married Eliza Monckton in Armidale NSW, who had 16children, one of which was my grandmother. 

We think Henry's parents were John & Caroline, but they were born in Chorlton/Charlton not sure if that is in Kent. Any info would be much appreciated. 

Regards 

Pat

Our Comment: I can't help a lot, Pat... but I hope some of our readers can throw some light on the subject.

I must admit that I have never heard of a Grays Inn Road in Whitstable but quite a few old roads have either disappeared or been renamed.

The only Chorlton that I know of is in Cheshire. There are many "Charltons" around the UK. The closest is just outside Kent - in South East London. This, of course, is the home of the famous Charlton Athletic football club and it is some 45 miles from Whitstable. 

Back in 1850, road links between Whitstable and Charlton would have been pretty poor but there would have been another more convenient connection. Charlton is close to the River Thames and barges would have plied their trade between there and seaports in the Thames estuary like Whitstable. If any of your ancestors were mariners, it might explain how some members of the family arrived in Whitstable.

Patricia
McAndrew
Caloundra
Queensland
Australia
27/6/10

 

World Cup: England... 1 Germany... 4

Got up in middle of night here in New Zealand to watch the England Germany match and now I'm wondering why.

Yes we could dwell on the Lampard goal that never was and it was a goal. But truth is our defence was rubbish. Every time the Germans attacked, our defenders were struggling. It is almost like players like John Terry decided to move out of the way for the Germans. England in truth was never good enough to win the world cup. 

In qualifying England were good but, then as soon as the World Cup started the England team didn't show up.

In 2 hours, I have got to get up and go to work and I am going to cop it today. If I phone in sick, they will know that I'm not really sick and give it to me when I do go in. Might just go in and get it over and done with.
 
Stephen

Our Comment: Ahhhh.... but your and Fabio's misery is my good fortune, Stephen. No-one will want the England manager's job now and, so..... I'M GOING TO HAVE IT. I will negotiate a £6m pa deal, arrange a series of friendlies in the Bahamas, Seychelles and Caribbean and get Ambre Solaire to sponsor me. 

By my reckoning, it will be twelve months before England supporters realise that I don't know what I am doing..... 2 years before the England players realise that I don't know what I am doing... 3 years before Trevor Brooking starts to suspect that I might not know what I am doing.... and 10 years before the Football Association realises that, on reflection and in the fullness of time, it was perhaps possible that I didn't know what I was doing if all things are taken into account. By then, I will have banked £24m and can claim my £6m pay off. ;-)

Stephen
Daniel
Wellington
New Zealand
27/6/10

 

Hi, Dave.

PS. to your comment re 1960's mash which I missed.

Now come on - whilst the lights on Tankerton Slopes might be questionable whether they're an art form, the ability to make gristle pie and mash in the 1960's was definitely a science - it took a lot of training for Rosie to separate the lumpy bits of the mash and decent bits of meat and then serve up what was left.

Anyone for gypsy tart?

Regards

Chris

Our Comment: I didn't mean any disrespect to Rosie's culinary skills, Chris. My experience of school mash potato came from Simon Langton. My reference to the "ladling" stems from the "dinner system" used there. As you know, tables were occupied by 8 people - one of whom was supposed to be a supervising sixth former. Immediately after "grace", each table would send one of its members to the kitchen hatch to collect the tin serving trays. This process was like a Wild West "gold rush".

When the dinner arrived, the sixth former would nominate servers who would dish it onto plates from the trays. It wasn't done with any great care -  often, large lumps of mashed potato would be thwacked onto a plate from a considerable height. It wasn't done with any great  fairness either - the good things (such as Gypsy Tart) were cut into very unequal portions with the least popular member of the table being given a small corner piece.   

By Year 3, we had managed to dispose of our sixth former - probably buried in mash or swept away in one of those dreadful but frequent summer salads (comprising a few sprigs of lettuce and masses of carrot).

Mind you, they did do wonderful "roast beef and roast pots", brilliant liver and the best sausages I have ever tasted. 

PS Does anyone know the history of diet? I wonder who was the first human to look at a cow and say.... "I'm gonna eat that". I mean... it's not a very obvious thing to do....  is it? Why not eat a log or a rock or the wife. Then, there is the problem of food preparation. Who felt that meat should be cooked? Who on earth was daft enough to make pasta into different shapes in a failed attempt to make it an acceptable food? Who would look at their very first corn field and think.... "Cor... look at all those loaves of bread?

I can only think that, having decided to eat a cow or cornfield, cavemen spent the entire Neolithic period working out how to do it. They must have been very clever because all the innovation appears to have happened in the early days of mankind. In the last century, modern man has only managed create Baked Beans and the Big Mac.

PPS Please don't write. I've worked out why a caveman wouldn't eat the wife. There would be no-one to bake the cornfield. ;-) 

Chris Siminson  Whitstable
27/6/10

 

Re: Is it art?

Although an exile for many years, I do still visit regularly and do not really think the overall "spirit" of the true residents of Whitstable has changed that much from what I remember in my younger days. The changes away from the sea front are relatively minor but the sea front developments seem to be the most noticeable. I remember all the slipways from the ship yards and the semi industrial feel this provided. But it is still clearly Whitstable.

Regarding the "art" - art is just that - art - and some people will like a particular piece and others won't. It doesn't make it good or bad because of how one person sees it. Personally I feel any art is ok and has its place. However, in this case, the cost of £40000 does seem an appalling waste of money for a temporary display (if I understand this correctly) when a permanent piece of public art could probably have been commissioned to better reflect the town.

Regarding Canterbury City Council - it actually has quite a good reputation nationally for the way it is run so I don't doubt that they got it right over planning permission for the art. Although I have to say, 6.30 - midnight for a Development Control meeting sounds more like a punishment than democracy in action to me!

On Wyre Forest District Council, we have 9 independent Councillors who are loosely associated but not "whipped" and we form the biggest opposition group ahead of the other opposition parties. 20 out of 42 are "in opposition". So, even with the Leader and Cabinet system, independents do have a significant voice. As you rightly say, when you have elections only once every 4 years  as in Canterbury, the chances of single independents getting elected are reduced. We are still using the system of election by thirds, which means only one of 3 ward seats is up each year and independents can do well. However, if residents voted for the individual candidate and not the party, even under the Canterbury system, independents could succeed. Anyway thats another debate.

Our Comment: Thanks, Howard. I had better ensure that I haven't misled anyone. There is no suggestion that the art work has been purchased for the event. In fact, that would seem very unlikely. It is more likely that it is simply being exhibited on loan. The reference to "£40,000" comes from rumours of the estimated value of the work. The high value explains why it has been given a dedicated "24 hours per day" security guard. 

Canterbury City Council does indeed have a reasonable reputation in local government circles. Overall, it is pretty efficient compared to some other authorities and maintains tight control of the purse strings . I don't agree with some of its overall strategies and priorities... but I accept that opinions on these things are subjective. My main criticism is that too many of our councillors have become marginalised by the system and that we hear far too much from unelected officials. In my view, this has led me to think that Whitstable is not being properly represented.

Howard Martin Kidderminster
26/6/10

 

Re: Is it art?

My hunch is that planning permission would not be required for the "art installation", either under the Town and Country Planning (Control of Advertisements Regulations 1992) or the Town and Country Planning (General Permitted Development) Order 1995.

Probably.

The cabinet/executive system, for all its faults, is not to blame for the planning problems, though. Being quasi-judicial, the development control committee make a decent enough fist of what they have in front of them...they are just let down by the lack of room for manoeuvre they are given by Westminster and Whitehall.

Not that any of that really excuses a meeting on Tuesday, which ran from 6:30pm until well past midnight!

Anyway, enough about the broken planning process, it's a mess...

As for the art, I agree with the point made earlier. Does the art actually reflect what Whitstable is or what a small number of people imagine the town to be? The light installation could be placed anywhere on the planet and still be an art installation, there doesn't seem to be anything intrinsically Whitstable about it.

Then again, the Whitstable Biennale are quite a big group. I had a quick look at the Charity Commission's website and for the year ending October 2008 they had an income of £180,423 against £178,584 expenditure. So four sets of these lights!!!

The town has certainly changed beyond recognition and while the acceptable thing may be to say "and for the better", it's pretty clear not all of the changes have been to the good of the people who have been connected with this town for decades and centuries.

Town's are meant to evolve at their own pace, there is a real danger Whitstable could be forced down a route it really isn't suited to.

Our Comment: Thanks, Neil. I agree with you about the planning processes. They go a long way to undermining local democracy.

I think there is a real opportunity for the town to be enhanced by art and culture initiatives if such projects are handled with care, moderation, real  understanding of the past and sensitivity towards the people. However, local authorities and art organisations often fail to take the time to investigate these things - particularly when they have dashed in from elsewhere in the last few years and want to make Whitstable fit their economic or recreational requirements. The end result is that local art and culture appears to be created in a cement mixer before being ladled out like the indigestible mashed potato from a school canteen of the 1960s - "Splodge... gerra load of this culture stuff, luvvies. That'll learn ya". 

On the subject of weird art forms in general, one of the big problems is that no-one can define "art". In fact, it is not a good idea to do so anyway because firm boundaries would act as a barrier to innovation. Sadly, some inadequate elements of the art world exploit this necessary fuzziness in order to justify and tout talentless tripe. There are also other elements that have become so detached from the real world that they appear to me to almost cross the fine divide between sanity and insanity.

One of the funny things is that when "odd" bits of art are discussed with "ordinary" people, they will say something like... "Well, I think it is rubbish... but then I don't know anything about art". I wish they had the confidence to leave out the "BUT". What does anyone need to know about art? The artist either has an impact on you or she/he doesn't. If they don't, they have failed in your case and you are entitled to say so without apologising. For too long, art has hidden behind a protective wall of snobbery whilst coming cap in hand for public handouts.

Neil Baker Whitstable
26/6/10

 

Re: Is it art?

I have managed to get some extra photos of that expensive neon sign on Tankerton Slopes. This time, the display is turned on. It altermates between this message ("If I were to kill you, I would bury you here").....

 

 

.... and the following one ("If I were to kiss you, I would take you here").....

 

 

It is being guarded 24/7 by a security company. Why anyone would bother, I dunno. Unless the security arrangements are actually part of the art work. Blimey, I hadn't thought of that until now. It could be that we need to look for a deeper meaning. Such as.... "Man or woman's incessant struggle to reconcile the protection of artworks in public places at a time when hooligans have just violated my private driveway at 3 o'clock in the morning and ripped the Red Crosses of St George from my car"

PS Now, the theft of my flags really does make me want to bury someone on Tankerton Slopes. ;-) 

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26/6/10

 

Re: Is it art?

Thanks Dave. It seems likely that Planning Permission would have been needed to erect the "art" even if it is only temporary. All display signs, which this technically is, are subject to planning control. If so, the Planning Department would have to have seen the full design and then decided whether or not they could agree it under their delegated powers or refer it to the Planning Development Control Committee where elected councillors would have taken the decision to approve it or not. A couple of questions to the Ward Councillor for that area might prove interesting.

I should perhaps now declare that I have been an  Independent Councillor in Wyre Forest for 10 years (much more fun being independent than a  main party puppet) and have been a member of the Planning Committee for most of that time. Usually, the controls put on neon or lighted signs, for whatever reason they are installed, are quite stringent. Particularly, where they are clearly visible from the road, for driver safety reasons and not wishing to distract them.

Our Comment: Thanks, Howard. Many years ago, the old Whitstable Urban District Council had a few independent councillors. Sadly, that has all gone under the Canterbury City Council set up. The electoral system requires two or three councillors to be elected at each election and this makes it very unlikely that an independent can become a councillor.... and, even if one did, the "cabinet" system would almost certainly keep her/him well away from the major policy decisions. It's a shame. 

Howard
Martin
Kidderminster
Worcs
25/6/10

 

Re: Is it art?

Near where I live in Kidderminster is an area called the "Horsefair" (for traditionally obvious reasons). It is very run down with closed shops and poor housing. So, the council decided to "regenerate" the area. Good? Not really. 

They commissioned a fibre glass horse with holes in it to depict the tradition of the area "to make the community feel they belong." Cost £12000. However, they didn't consult with local residents or businesses. It was going to be put outside the local pub which, by any standards, gets a bit rowdy. The holes in the horse would just about accommodate a normal sized head. Need I say more? However the community kicked back and the council had to back down. The whole project is back in the melting pot but it seems we may have the same idiots running our council as you have running yours.

Our Comment: Thanks, Howard. However, at the moment, there is nothing to link the work of art directly with Canterbury City Council. It is possible that the council may have provided some general grant to the overall art festival and I suspect that they may have had to give permission for the neon light to be erected on the Slopes. With regard to the latter, I wonder if they checked the content because I suspect that some people are going to find it offensive. There  could be a few letters and emails winging their way to Military Road at this very moment.

Mind you, even if the council asks for the work to be removed, some people will consider that it has already served a "useful" function by generating sufficient controversy to advertise the Biennale. I don't know how true it is but I have heard rumours that TV cameras have been down there to report on the work. I suspect that for people to be mentioning values in the region of £40,000, the artist is going to be someone well known (I am sure we can all tinker with a possible name!!!) and the council are going to have to tread carefully.

Obviously, if it turns out that the council is directly financing the work, its use for the Biennale or its security arrangements, there could be some very unhappy residents.... bearing in mind the recent cuts in services, the loss of the council's office in Harbour Street... etc... etc. Yesterday, it was particularly noticeable that just a few yards along the Slopes the grass bank is now quite overgrown in an area that many people like to use in summer.

Speaking purely personally, I am not offended by the light even if I do think it's a bit of a nonsense. I also feel that it is valid for art to shock or generate controversy and discussion. However, the shock or controversy should revolve around the subject matter. When shock and controversy merely concern whether the work is art or whether it is worth £40,000, it all becomes an act of self indulgence on the part of the art world and serves little or no useful purpose. Shocking an audience for no other purpose than to shock an audience is to occupy space and waste it.

I am not against the art world doing a few things around Whitstable at times. However, in recent years, I have felt swamped by the emphasis that our council and others place on art and culture. Effectively, the town I once knew as home has been annexed by invaders and turned into something it never was. It is particularly irritating that it has all been done using the excuse that it is somehow preserving our heritage and identity. Do any of our Native readers really believe that the art and culture merchants are portraying Whitstable as we remember it?

The real problem is that, rather than being a natural product of Whitstable, so much local art and culture has been imported and superimposed over Whitstable for economic or even purely selfish reasons . So, can I challenge artists to portray the sense of loss and frustration that I (and probably others) feel... or is that beyond their comprehension or purpose? 

Howard
Martin
Kidderminster
Worcs
25/6/10

 

Re: Art

Dave, I think it's actually 26th June today, not April 1st...

Our Comment: Honest, Diana! It's all true. I hope you are able to get to see it before it disappears.

Diana Suard Paris
25/6/10

 

Re: Art

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has no idea what half the things passing as "art" actually have to do with art - and "half" is probably being very conservative!

But each to their own!

Perhaps a Simply Whitstable "is this art?" competition is in order...

I remember seeing an episode of the Simpsons where Homer messed-up putting a barbecue together and all the bits became stuck in concrete, inside a wheelbarrow. It was sold for thousands as outsider art.

Spooky, the episode becomes more of a reflection of reality with every passing year.

But the Biennale does bring a fair amount of cash into the town and the organisers are good at raising cash through grants. Perhaps a bit quirky, but no more so than rationing recycling sacks and then handing out ones which fall apart when used...!

Our Comment: Thanks for "the voice of reason", Neil, . I try to "live and let live" with regard to art as it can be a very personal thing.... but there are times when I go through the roof - possibly unfairly!!!! So, to provide balance, I think your suggestion of an "Is this art?" discussion is a great idea. Over to our readers.

I appreciate that the Biennale may be good for business but, on a serious note, I would like the authorities to explain the real impacts of such initiatives. So often, we hear that a scheme, project or initiative will "boost the local economy by £X million pounds".... with the "X" increasing exponentially as the escapade increases in size. It is one of the main justifications for anything that is a bit controversial..... BUT, what does it actually mean in the real world?

How is "X" calculated? Are we talking gross profit... net profit.. or profit after tax? If it is gross profit, how much of it leaks out of the locality in costs, taxes etc. Who benefits from what's left? How does it impact on an ordinary Joe or Joanna Soap? How much does it knock off our council tax? What general services does it finance? How many jobs does it create? What type of jobs are these? Are they full or part time? How does the pay in these jobs relate to local prices (including house prices)? How much does the council spend on the project - not just in terms of immediate grants but also on setting things up, clearing things up and maintaining an infrastructure capable of supporting it all

I just have this horrible feeling that things like the Biennale clog up our town centre roads for little or no real benefit to the average Mr or Mrs Soap. However, we won't know until someone actually publishes the figures.

PS I have been interested in the way that the Marlowe theatre rebuild has been described in different publications. Some time ago, I read that it would bring "£X million pounds into the economy of the Canterbury area". More recently, I have seen "the £X million pounds" described as "boosting the economy of East Kent". Are these reports written by the Vicar of Bray?

Do these things vary according to who the authorities are trying to get to support the scheme? I have this feeling that some people would claim that the Marlowe "X-factor" would boost the economy of Dubai if it meant that support could be screwed out of a Sheikh. Basically, authorities can make unsupported figures prove anything if they are as economical with with facts as they are with recycling sacks. 

Neil Baker Whitstable
25/6/10

 

The World of Contemporary Art is back!!!!

Oh, boy.... you're gonna love this! Take a look....

 

It's a neon sign attached to trees on Tankerton Slopes. Is it a.... "Keep off the grass"... or "Alcohol not permitted"... or "No parking" sign? Is it fairy cakes!!!

No, it's a "work of art" and when it lights up, it alternates between two messages that go something like this....

"If I were to kill you, I would bury you here".

"If I were to kiss you, I would take you here".

Okay, luv...but do it the other way round.... otherwise it could become illegal if it gets too intimate. What are you gonna do if you just bore the pants off me?

Of course, the farce gets worse. The work is rumoured to be worth £40,000 plus.... and you know what happens to "art treasures worth £40,000 plus"... don't you!!!! They have to be guarded against theft and hooliganism. So, a security firm seems to be providing a 24 hour per day guard for 3 weeks.... with several poor souls sharing the duty of sitting on a nearby public bench at the mercy of both the elements and mosquitoes.

After 3 weeks, I presume the art work will be relocated to the dusty confines of some art gallery. So, anyone buried on The Slopes in the meantime will need to be exhumed. That could be quite a bit of fuss.

I am sorry my photo doesn't show the lettering more clearly but I got out of my award winning "unmade bed" early this morning and the work of art doesn't brighten our lives via its electronic timer until the sun is fully up. If I find out more, I will let you know.

But, hey..... look on the bright side. Stop worrying about the government economic measures, the council cutbacks and unemployment. If a small neon sign is worth £40,000 just think what we can get for the big one on top of Tesco. 

As for the mind blowing message from the artist, my only reply is.....

"It's very considerate of you, luvvie... but, if this is art, I'll commit suicide and handle my own funeral"

All I need now is a neighbouring tree for my sign.... but I bet I get lot more official hassle than the artist did when I ask for permission toe erect it. 

PS If you too want to have a laugh at the expense of the art world, just slip down the pathway opposite the old Tankerton Hotel. But, if you can't make it to The Slopes, take a picnic to Oxford Street and watch the traffic lights change.

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